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i’m listening to Lena Dunham on NPR, isn’t it so crazy that she’s just 25

I’m UTubeing Ryan Gosling on David Letterman

but it’s just those XXXXX are just like that other guy’s XXXXX. they are not so different, i think they are more like the same. i was just in the other room, i was just up the street, i was nearby somewhere. though i want to abide, i don’t think i can, since this is twice now.

bird can you tell me how to use Utorrent properly?

 

 

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shares were tanking. the competition had the market cornered and plus, their stuff just looked cooler. meetings were held, fights were fought. more than one wine glass was shattered in a fit, or fits, of rage.

we knew we shouldn’t have boarded the plane, especially since we had already downed $16 coconut water and vodka, and argued about Strategies in the elite lounge. they had to seat us next to each other.

we can neither confirm nor deny the next 48 hours for legal reasons. needless to say there was an emergency landing in Cleveland. credit cards were cut up, friendships severed.

but somehow, through many hours of counselling, data-mining, hemp heart sprinkling, and soul-searching, we got it together. smartandbird are back.

and now, the spoils of our fruitful first (again) meeting:


“do you put radishes in your salads?”
“no, i guess i don’t.”
“the house salad always has radishes.”
“that’s because radishes are a chef’s vegetable. Late at night in the kitchen, that’s what the chefs are practicing with, radishes.”